|\/|1CR0$0f7 \/\/1|\|D0\/\/$ L337

This one's not new, but heh....

Microsoft made a web page as a guide for parents in the world of l337sp34<, err.. I mean, leetspeak <_<

http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/children/kidtalk.mspx

I don't know about you but...

z0mg l337 h4xx0rzz p\/\/\ j00!!!!!!

I knew it. Novvy was behind Microsoft's 3v1l l337 p4n$.

"LOLZ GIEV ME MACHEIN GUN PLZ?"